lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

(via harusleftbuttcheek)

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

(via dongstomper69)

im in my mums car broom broom

(Source: spankmehardbarry, via dongstomper69)

get out me car

(Source: spankmehardbarry, via dongstomper69)

neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

(via the-pietriarchy)

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: uhm…ok…m…mommy

girl: what the fuck

(via infinitelydreaming)