[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

(via harusleftbuttcheek)


Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

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im in my mums car broom broom

(Source: spankmehardbarry, via dongstomper69)

get out me car

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wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

(via the-pietriarchy)


girl: fuck me daddy

me: uhm…ok…m…mommy

girl: what the fuck

(via infinitelydreaming)