concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

(Source: catgifsoup, via sullied)

zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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(via roliner-is-a-unicorn)

bewbin:

precumming:

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

determination 

(via ariaress)

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

(via roliner-is-a-unicorn)

Ew, I hate anime.
High school student who saw one clip of Naruto on toonami 4 years ago and got confused (via stoned-levi)

(via nekoorange124)

(Source: afterstories)

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

(via harusleftbuttcheek)

nulldriver:

krazycatqueen:

wisteriafield:

kageromoku:

Looks like I’ve found the real one

She’s walking around in sunlight without her parasol

Burn, baby burn

As long as Remilia has the “Custom Parasol” card in her deck, she can be in outdoor areas

(via kyouko-magica)

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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(via dutchster)